1. BE STUPID
However, just skewing your ©ontent to a bunch of fucking idiots isn't enough. Sure you might grab some attention, but what's important here is that you can't know what you're doing, it isn't enough to just make stupid crap to dangle over folks heads from a fishing pole, if you know you're dangling, you're already going to fall. A successful, financially viable life is reserved only for the largest portion of the population - the stupid ones - which on one hand is kinda neat because it ensures only the smallest possible number of people will be destitute and useless, but just to bring it back on point here, if you aren't too dim to realize every single dubstep™ track is exactly the same thing to the second then you might as well kill yourself now because you don't belong in this world and no one's going to fucking help you.
1. DON'T THINK
The thing is this: the greatest portion of the population isn't interested in what you have to say, and they don't want to waste their time listening/reading/watching you say it, because they're too fucking stupid to even understand it. Thinking is hard. People just want one thing: ©ontent. Not music, not literature, not film, just content. Batman, zombies, call of duty dogs, dubstep, something that was concocted in a lab by ad execs to appeal to a demographic they created. Look, don't worry about what it is people want or what's worth listening/reading/watching, just let hollywood and google decide this for you, and simply keep doing exactly what you're told to, over and over, until you die. Don't, even for a second, stop to think about why in the hell someone would think screaming "rape culture*" at the top of their lungs while playing Five Nights @ Facebook® counts as "entertainment," because the moment you start to think for yourself, it's all over.
10. GIVE UPEasily the most important advice I can give you. Listen, you can't win. Stop trying. Just give up. This world is meant for "people" with no dreams, ambitions, or ideas. Intelligence and creativity will get you nowhere except under the overpass begging for change, while people in fast cars spit at you from their window on the way to play "Call of Batman 2: Dogs of Dubstep®" for their poopshoot™ fans. No one gives a shit about you, no one's going to help you, and no one cares about what you think. The ONLY thing that matters in this world is how pretty you are, how little you care, and how fast you can beat Slanderking™.
Basically, if you're intelligent, creative, talented, or passionate, you've got two options: go live in the woods and just forget the totality of human civilization altogether, or just fucking kill yourself. Whatever you choose, you need to do it soon because you don't have much time left.
*®ape ©ulture is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Google™ corporation.